For those of you who missed it, here’s a copy/pasted of my Twitter coverage of the World Series of Exercise from over the weekend. The rambling mess known as Twitter meets the rambling mess known as my blog.
drywallcrossfit
The #wsoe is over, but the #cfdrankin is just getting started. See you soon on teh intarnets. Also, fuck you. http://t.co/m2JpYIZ
drywallcrossfit
Congrats to Rich Froning and Iceland Annie, you are the greatest exercisers on the planet. But I could outdrink either of you. What. #wsoe
OutlawCrossFit
by drywallcrossfit
@drywallcrossfit @crossfitgames Pat Barber just mindfucked the field. How does that feel? It’s a sport now. #CFGames2011 #wsoe
drywallcrossfit
Still holding onto hope for a Rich Froning rope climb meltdown. #wsoe
drywallcrossfit
Skins as pants. No shorts. #wsoe http://t.co/9rXU0bG
drywallcrossfit
Elite hair. #wsoe http://t.co/VYy2l5v
Hulk Hogan escorted out of the building. #wsoe
Don’t cry Camille. I hate rowing too. #wsoe
Ah, the heart pounding excitement of competitive stationary rowing returns! #wsoe
I must be getting soft. Even I almost felt too bad about the Bill Buckner situation on the ring dips to make a joke. Almost. #wsoe
I wish I could crush handstand push ups, but not being allowed to ride rollercoasters would suck. #wsoe
by drywallcrossfit
@drywallcrossfit CrossFit personalized license plate contest. I’ll start: FKN ELIT #wsoe
lastnamemurray
by drywallcrossfit
#wsoe handicap parking filling up. We may need these people to work on the mobility WOD a little more.
He wasn’t very Elite. #wsoe http://t.co/Y0ClW66
Go to the CrossFit Kids Booth to teach your kid how to throw like Jason Khalipa. #wsoe http://t.co/LKBwBdz
ddogdavis
by drywallcrossfit
@drywallcrossfit Hey! Is that your Mom on the rower? HAWT. #CFGames11
World Series of 24 Hour Fitness. #wsoe http://t.co/ZG37shi
crossfitchicago
by drywallcrossfit
They’re playing oldies during the master’s WODs. Rude or appropriate? #cfgames2011 @drywallcrossfit
Participation trophy time. Remember, it looks just as ridiculous when you do it at your box. #wsoe http://t.co/6pZYcM2
Good to see they let the senior citizens leave the parking lot. Now if someone has a heart attack, we’ll all be witnesses. #wsoe
Indoctrination. #wsoe http://t.co/lrsMUVW
@robbwolf Rolling in now. Took my non-paleo cleanse to the extreme. #wsoe
robbwolf
@drywallcrossfit you at the wing-ding yet?
Drank all my beer money. Help refill the wallet by purchasing something from www.fuckingeliteapparel.com #wsoe
Someone once told me that waking up in the fetal position after a bender is a sign of brain damage. I hope this isn’t true. #wsoe #cfdrankin
According to my headache and the shakes, I had a fucking awesome time last night. #wsoe #cfdrankin
The excitement of the stationary bike puts this event over the top. PS I’m hammered and leaving soon. Until tomorrow…#cfdrankin #wsoe
Lions with UZIs. www.fuckingeliteapparel.com #wsoe http://t.co/hKafu6e
Overheard: “I think the best tits I’ve seen so far are in these masters burpees.” #wsoe
They need a Gladiator chasing them. #wsoe
Monkey bars are called the “killer kage”. Am I hallucinating or is this happening? #wsoe
The wave and rock and roll part 2. Maybe it is a real sport. #wsoe
FuckingElite
by drywallcrossfit
@drywallcrossfit My workout knows what SICFIT is and it isn’t telling your workout. #wsoe
EpicBeastmode
by drywallcrossfit
@drywallcrossfit my workout is so BEASTMODE, I haven’t been able to do it in 2 months because of achilles surgery. #boxjumpsarestupid #wsoe
OutlawCrossFit
by drywallcrossfit
@drywallcrossfit My workout could be in 5 hours, or it could be in 10 minutes. At least we’re playing for $250 grand. #wsoe
Baxpin
by drywallcrossfit
@drywallcrossfit my workout just wod’ed all over your face. It’s not calling you back either.
Baxpin
by drywallcrossfit
@drywallcrossfit my workout is so manly I have hairy eyeballs.
@Baxpin My workout got your workout pregnant then ran away with your workout’s little sister. #wsoe
@WildGorillaMan I’m drunk as shit and not working out this weekend. If I shrank a foot, I’d be the HMIC. Keep ‘em guessing… #wsoe #ook
WildGorillaMan
Who’s to say they didn’t? #ook RT @drywallcrossfit: Monkey bars. It is as if they let me program these events. #wsoe http://t.co/hSYvcEB
FuckingElite
by drywallcrossfit
@drywallcrossfit My workout does exactly what your workout does only with a penis.
The monkey bars event will also involve a stationary bike. The excitement is building. #wsoe
@fuckingelite My workout gave your workout herpes. Your workout is married. How embarrassing. #wsoe www.fuckingeliteapparel.com
@fuckingelite My workout murdered your workout with a prison shiv made from a toothbrush and sent a picture to its family. #wsoe
Lull in the “action”. Lets play the “my workout game” sponsored by @fuckingelite apparel. I’ll start. #wsoe
Kind of disappointed I haven’t seen any Reebok onesies yet. Hopefully we have another Oly event. #wsoe
@drywallcrossfit elite shit right here. Electric slide crossfit style http://yfrog.com/kfigekhj
@DatBasstard yes. Goddamn alcohol induced typos. Smear the queer it is. #wsoe
DatBasstard
@drywallcrossfit you mean “smear the queer” right?
Monkey bars. It is as if they let me program these events. #wsoe http://t.co/hSYvcEB
No bullshit: team competition coming up features monkey bars. Swear the queer is later today. #wsoe
In case you were wondering, yes, they are kipping weighted pull ups. #wsoe
Survey question: are these “backpacks” considered purses? #wsoe http://t.co/j35r4ym
Totally thought this motherfucker was banned @robbwolf #wsoe http://t.co/tto9IaX
Scavenger hunt: kid with faux hawk. #wsoe http://t.co/HG9L0Xl
If you can’t make out the leaderboard on the screen in this photo, you know exactly what it is like to be here. #wsoe http://t.co/CbsScgx
Club music at 9am? Great for a hangover. #wsoe
Overpooded my workout this morning. Taking a piss to check for rhabdo. #wsoe
Lions with UZIs make great camouflage for smuggling booze. Buy yours today. www.fuckingeliteapparel.com #wsoe #cfdrankin http://t.co/dvNlqTV
And I hate being wrong. This place was packed all day. Did they bring back the pump up shoe? #wsoe http://t.co/vIHxb0v
Taken midday yesterday. Vibrams has seen better days. #wsoe. http://t.co/yOWKIqe
8am start on a Saturday? I thought that was a joke, much like the softball toss. #wsoe
Geez people, the ESPN3 line was a joke. But as it turns out, the DNFs are just as much fun to watch online as they are in person. #wsoe
I already bailed for the day. Figured I’d catch the rest on TV. What fucking channel it ESPN3? Can’t find it for the life of me. #wsoe
I tried to get the wave started but the crowd is way too into the action. #wsoe #cfdrankin http://t.co/QjiKxDd
Current team event just passed the 1hr 45min mark. Plenty of time to ponder which modal domain softball throwing falls into. #wsoe
robbwolf
@drywallcrossfit God eats 40-30-30. It’s in the #CrossFit Journal.
drywallcrossfit
@robbwolf These guys were telling me the benefits of weighing your almonds. Let’s discuss on your next podcast. #wsoe http://t.co/eIz6bdX
Since HQ isn’t giving updates, the scoop: no one cares about the team event and the bar past the senior citizen event has margaritas. #wsoe
Internet is spotty, thus the lack of tweets. But if I had a 10 year multimillion dollar deal, you can bet your ass it’d be working. #wsoe
Not my best camera work on the shirt, but I got the purse at least. #wsoe #cfdrankin http://t.co/fUZez1I
I interrupt this twitter feed to remind you to buy some shit from my sponsor www.fuckingeliteapparel.com #wsoe
I prefer midget tossing over midgets tossing softballs. Why can’t HQ ever get it right? #wsoe
Who has four thumbs and throws like a girl? Khalipa and Spealler. #wsoe
Yup. Out first place finisher from the swim just DNF’d the softball toss. #wsoe
Event #5 just announced: competitive paint drying. #wsoe
Softball throws about to start. Anyone have the o/u on DNF’s?
Just got to the HDC. Missed a few rounds of L sits. Or as I call it, not missing anything. #wsoe
Shocked, SHOCKED to hear the stream and games site are fucked. All you need to know: the swim was the hot mess we thought it’d be. #wsoe
The parking lot is littered with bags of egg shells. Only at the #wsoe http://t.co/acbQvRc
20 pound vest of physio tape. #wsoe http://t.co/IikmAV6
drywallcrossfit
@JonnyExchange Orlando DNF’d the swim. Salo last see in an oxygen mask. #wsoe
@drywallcrossfit stream is broken, online scoreboard not working, no updates on twitter about orlando and Mikko #WSOE
The competitive doggy paddle was not nearly as fun to watch as I thought. #wsoe http://t.co/x7mnD4u
Right now at the HDC, teams of people are moving sandbags to prepare for teams of people moving sandbags. #wsoe
Froning joke misplaced. Apparently there were 3-4 legit DNFs in the water. #fuckingelite #wsoe
Currently a bunch of dudes are doing air squats, while the women are chalking up for the swim. #wsoe
I wonder if my old lifeguard cert is still valid. Might need to save Rich Froning’s life. #wsoe
I get to the Santa Monica pier and the bars aren’t open yet. FML. #wsoe
Proper non-paleo meal. #cfdrankin has begun. #wsoe http://t.co/8sYYJbV
TSA had some questions about this. I gave them the “I Crossfit” look and they shut the fuck up. #wsoe #cfdrankin http://t.co/iObawp8
Proof that #cfdrankin is catching on: everyone knows you throw a softball farther when you’re drunk. #wsoe
1st #crossfitgames site outage of the weekend! Drink 2! Get your #cfdrankin bingo cards here http://t.co/HxiCOJT #wsoe @crossfitgames
drywallcrossfit
#wsoe Scavenger Hunt rules and regs. Download it now: http://t.co/hxlljoG Also, buy some shit and support my sponsor. #cfdrankin
drywallcrossfit
If this could go viral, that would be awesome. http://t.co/oDM6ahH #wsoe #cfdrankin
drywallcrossfit
Forging Elite Sarcasm – WSOE Scavenger Hunt, Drinking Game, and More Eliteness http://t.co/yaHlNUZ #wsoe