Elite Media – More T Shirt Fun

Posted on by Drywall

If you haven’t seen the new CrossFit/Reebok store, well, you’re really not missing much. It’s very…bland. And overpriced. It is almost as if a marginally successful sporting apparel company attempted to capitalize on an affluent yet untapped sub-market without first researching consumer buying trends…

Enough about them. With the World Series of Exercise a little over a week away, let’s take a look at some things CrossFitters actually do wear:


A reference to the CrossFit promotional documentary “Every Second Counts“, a movie so popular, you can’t find it on Netflix.


Just in case you heal up too soon to show everyone how Elite you are.


I guess it’s easier to fix to those body-image issues when they’re young.


We could probably argue which is more addictive and dangerous.



I don’t get it.


Oh. Goddamn it.


Ayn Rand and CrossFit. Totally makes sense.


If you wear enough Skins, people might not be able to tell the difference.


Truth.


Rhabdo is soooo 2010. Now we’re just going to kill each other.

“Another shameless plug for my WSOE sponsor. Buy a bunch of shit from Fucking Elite Apparel.”
-Drywall

            
    • Donna

      Can we get Kurt that Fran tshirt? Seriously…

    • Michael Foote
    • http://www.forgingelitesarcasm.com/ Drywall

      Hmm. Perhaps I could dedicate a post entirely to unicorn T’s.

    • Iman
    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=594830449 Eileen Schreiber

      YAY!  My post made it in.  Damn straight it’s truth.  Now stop whining and show us how fucking elite you are. 

    • Mike

      I shed a tear for the long lost days of the “Infidel” Shirts. I hate you Reebok! 

    • Barakaiki

      You’re hilarious!  Diehard CrossFitter.  Love your wittiness.  Roasts are affection one step removed!  

    • Hmslice57

      Question: Which is worse… random handstand photos or half assed OHS like today’s mainsite picture?

    • Mike

      Between the two- half assed OHS, at least there is some capability in being able to do a hand stand.  Why can’t people just take pictures enjoying the moment and appreciating where they are?

      Worse than all of them-  the CF/Reebok store models.   And what is up with the “since 1974″ BS? 

    • Mike

      Just something juicy from the CF Store…and this is from the female section

    • http://www.facebook.com/wildgorillaman Wild Gorillaman

      OHS pics are painfully 2008. Even handstand pics are over. 1-hand handstand or GTFO these days.

      And for that matter, Sweat Angels are over. The real high performers are making vomit angels now.

    • Masterlock

      Can you do a whole post or section on the sexual double entendre shirts?  So lame.

    • dave

      ” And what is up with the “since 1974″ BS?”

      The year Greg Glassman first read Supertraining

    • http://www.facebook.com/KarinFranklin Karin Franklin

      No one is going to top the Pegasus shirt. Ever.

    • http://www.facebook.com/wildgorillaman Wild Gorillaman

      FACT!